Friday, August 14, 2009

I can't live on without my boobs!


Kanokon (a5575)
Episode 09
12:15
as translated by Ayako (g3938)

Just press it.


Ichigo Mashimaro OVA (a4559)
Episode 1
11:15
as translated by AnY-Nanashi (g1257)

You've got the same name as my car.


Nodame Cantabile: Paris-Hen (a5941)
Episode 06
15:14
as translated by BSS (g4678)

Hey, what did you guys draw?


K-On! (a6257)
Episode 04
11:57
as translated by Chihiro (g5998)

This costs money?


K-On! (a6257)
Episode 11
09:15
as translated by Chihiro (g5998)

* Mouri Kogoro shows off a sketch of Mouri Ran *


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 315
23:11

Please leave a message after the beep.


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 309
21:02
as translated by Kaizou (g3364)

Playing a guessing game on girl's swimsuits with a kid...


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 291
02:29
as translated by GinRei (g5210)

Is anyone in your company good at math?


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 271
17:48
as translated by Kaizou (g3364)

X could mean as in X-Rated, only 18 and above...


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 271
04:21
as translated by Kaizou (g3364)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I am delicious either way.


Minami-ke Okawari (a5510)
Episode 09
22:02
as translated by Ayu (g958)

Am I to eat or to be eaten?


Minami-ke Okawari (a5510)
Episode 09
20:58
as translated by Ayu (g958)

Today, I will disturb you as much as I can!


Minami-ke Okawari (a5510)
Episode 09
10:16
as translated by Ayu (g958)

Now all you need is talent.


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 433
06:34
as translated by Kienai (g7061)

Exactly where was it you got the phantom killer's mark on your butt!?


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 346
16:16
as translated by DCTP (g64)

A game maniac, huh?


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 343
10:48
as translated by DCTP (g64)

Once again, why is it that someone has to seem asleep, like Mouri-kun, to solve a case anymore?


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 339
13:55
as translated by DCTP (g64)

You know how every time we try to take someone to the police station, we always hear a weird sound that stops us?


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 229
08:00
as translated by AZFS (g6823)

You just have to argue about everything, don't you Conan-kun?


Meitantei Conan (a266)
Episode 225
12:12
as translated by AZFS (g6823)

I'm not a salad.


I My Me! Strawberry Egg (a93)
Episode 06
09:05
as translated by LIME (g2182)

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